We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown.
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here it goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_()_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
